May The Farts Be With You

I’m seriously trying to lose a few pounds these days. I weigh myself every morning, and I like to see progress. I have several theories that have resulted in a strategy I have concocted for weight loss that involves farting, or lack therof.

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Weight Loss Losses

If I have gained weight over the summer, would that be a weight loss loss?

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Winter Weight Gain

Can I consider this a win?

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