United We Stand

BREAKING NEWS …

With Donald Trump’s first international trip scheduled for next week, a bipartisan Congressional contingent is pushing for Trump to fly United Airlines.

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United Airlines Over a Barrel

BREAKING NEWS …

United Airlines is reacting to passengers fleeing the airline in the wake of the passenger-dragging incident by announcing that to make up for the expected loss of revenue, United Airlines has entered an agreement to carry barrel bombs for the Syrian government.