Happy International Day of Peace

Trump Tweet Peace

New Trump, Same Bad Memory

I want to extend my congratulations to Donald Trump on the birth of his new grandson, whose arrival was of course tweeted out …

Trump Tweet Grandson

In related news, Trump’s lead lawyer in the Russia investigation, Ty Cobb, said that the newest Trump has no knowledge of anything Russian and would be unavailable to Robert Mueller for testimony regarding the Russia investigation for at least a year. Expected godfather “Uncle” Felix Sater was unavailable for comment.

Trump’s Bigger Than Obama’s?

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Texas Flooded With Trump Support

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Par For The Course

Trump Tweet Texas

Trump Blows Back at Harvey

Trump Tweet Harvey

Trump’s Black & White World

Kudos to Ken Frazier, CEO of pharmaceutical manufacturer Merck, for resigning from Trump’s American manufacturing council. Frazier had been the sole black CEO on that council. Gee, what a surprise. Frazier’s resignation on behalf of Merck appears to stem directly from Trump’s lack of leadership following the Charlottesville white supremacist debacle this weekend, per this statement tweeted out …

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We Got a Leaker!

This morning, the blithering and blathering idiots hosting Fox & Friends asked UN Ambassador Nikki Haley to comment on their Fox story reporting that spy satellites detected that North Korea is moving more missiles in place for testing. That sounds like pretty sensitive stuff. To her credit, Nikki Haley responded this way …

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Flies On Washington Walls #19

FOWW #19 bedroom

Made In America Week Ends баснословно

WARNING: This is an experimental, interactive post. Read with caution.

This was a great Made In America Week, celebrating the USA’s production capability.  We are grateful for Donald Trump’s contribution to USA production, although that may sound counter-intuitive since just about everything with a Trump name on it such as all of Ivanka’s fashion line and Trump’s golf paraphernalia is made outside the USA, except for those crappy MAGA caps.

And then we have this tweet …

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Don’t Get Captured. Don’t Get Cancer.

Trump Tweet McCain

Shellshocked

For some reason, people have compared Senator Mitch McConnell to a turtle. Well yesterday, McConnell was turtling along like usual, waiting for Senator John McCain to get healthy enough to return to the Senate and vote for the Senate’s Trumpcare bill.

Mcconnell as turtle

And then, Twitter happened. Was it a Trump tweet?

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Get Twitter Right!

There is a lot of incorrect stuff on Twitter, but this is a mistake that could have easily been avoided through some updating …

Mafia Crime families

That should read “… 5 out of 6 NY crime families: Bonanno, Gambino, Genovese, Colombo and now Trump.”

Fox News Unintentionally Hilarious

Once again, Fox News gets it wrong in a tweet, but in a delightfully hilarious way …

 

Fox News Gitmo

I do believe that Trump officials will be headed to federal prison, not Gitmo.

Trump Talking Turkey

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Summer School Multi Media Project? Done!

Lil’ Donnie Trump finished his middle school multi media video project and proudly posted it on Twitter today. (For non-Twitter users, he really did post this, making this part of the presidential record) Here is a YouTube Link in case you missed it …

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Obscene Tweet

pecker trump

Now that the National Enquirer is back in the news briefly, I spotted this pic on Twitter of Donald Trump and David Pecker, CEO of the National Enquirer and other sordid rags. Frankly, I was shocked. I was not aware that Twitter would allow a pic of two peckers rubbing together.

Yes, I realize this was a cheap, middle school level joke. It fits at least one of those pictured. As for the other one, all I know is his last name is Pecker.

Copycat Civil War?

Trump Tweet Korean War

Flies On Washington Walls #5

FOWW #5 Facelift

Deciphering the Undecipherable

This was tweeted today …
Trump Tweet Amazon

Not since the covfefe tweet has a tweet made less sense. I will do my best to decipher the undecipherable.

What’s true is that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post and is CEO of Amazon.

What’s false is just about everything else in that tweet including:

  • There is no such thing as an internet tax.

  • Amazon should not pay an internet tax that does not exist.

  • Amazon pays sales tax in the 45 states where it is required.

  • The Washington Post is the antithesis of fake news.

6:06AM is too early to tweet and make sense. Have a cup of covfefe before tweeting next time.