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Shellshocked

~ Jim Flanigan

For some reason, people have compared Senator Mitch McConnell to a turtle. Well yesterday, McConnell was turtling along like usual, waiting for Senator John McCain to get healthy enough to return to the Senate and vote for the Senate’s Trumpcare bill.

Mcconnell as turtle

And then, Twitter happened. Was it a Trump tweet?

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Jeb, is that a turtle in your pocket, or are you just happy to still be in the race?

~ Jim Flanigan

It seems that Republican presidential hopeful, but likely hopeless, candidate Jeb Bush is giving away turtles on the campaign trail. Click the link (if you dare) for the full, boring, true story as reported by CNN.

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