I Made a Rash Decision

I have a rash. I was going to post a pic, but I don’t want both of my followers burning up the phone lines with 9-1-1 calls on my behalf. I may or may not call my dermatologist. I have been trying to self-medicate as usual, because of course I am convinced that I have more medical knowledge than someone who has completed med school. So I gathered up all the available ointments, unguents, balms, lotions and creams that are in our house and are not related to insect repelling, cooking, or furniture refinishing. Although that Minwax did promise me a smooth, glossy finish.

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