Rex Sleeps One Over on the UN

BREAKING NEWS …

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson addressed the United Nations regarding North Korea in a somnambulistic monotone, rendering discussion on the floor impossible and allowing a UN resolution for the USA to use whatever means deemed necessary against North Korea to pass with a 1-0 vote.

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Tongue-Tied Tillerson

Rex Tillerson has been very quiet since being sworn in as Secretary of State. Sure, he gave an initial speech to State Department employees before getting rid of all of them. Since then, he’s been very, very quiet. There have been photo ops with Tillerson meeting and shaking hands with foreign visitors and dignitaries, but no Q & A. There have been no Rex Tillerson press conferences. And now we know why …

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Romney Controls Gag Reflex at Trump Dinner

Mitt Romney had dinner with Donald Trump in NY, reportedly to discuss his fit as a candidate for Secretary of State within the Trump Cabinet. Romney was surprisingly able to control his gag reflex especially considering that there was only one item on the menu for him to eat.

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