Breaking News …
Team Trump has clarified that Trump’s new Executive Order Travel Ban is not specifically a Muslim ban, but a ban on any darker-skinned travelers, especially the ones with accents or “suspicious” names.
By the way, has anyone noticed that “Travel Ban” sounds like Taliban? Coincidence? I hear buy call for a full investigation due to rhyming an Executive Order with a terrorist organization.
Breaking News Alert!
The Department of Homeland Security has just issued a blockbuster report that shows that immigrants from the 7 nations affected by Trump’s Executive Order Muslim ban are less likely to commit an act of terror than CPAC attendees and especially CPAC guest speakers.