As I opened the back of my car to load some groceries, I realized just how bad this looks.
I swear, I am not planning to dump a body in a shallow grave. I would definitely dig a deep grave. I really am only planning to get mulch later this morning. I have no plans to use the bone saw in my basement to cut the body up that I would have stored in my freezer if there was a body. Really, I haven’t even chosen a victim yet. You could say that this is mulch ado about nothing, which is a great segue to a Mulch Ado About Nothing cartoon about death …
Oh, no. Of all the blog posts I could post after a slow blogging week, I choose to post a cartoon about mulch. And a multi-panel one at that? How can there be that much to say about mulch? Well, without further ado, here’s yet another mulch cartoon.
Oh, no. The mulch cartoon is back. And you thought Halloween was scary. And a double panel edition yet … with even more Dad-type jokes. Will someone please offer an intervention before this becomes a regular feature?
Ugh, this is getting serious. Not only is there another cartoon about mulch featuring dad jokes, but I have one scheduled for next Saturday, too.
Checking dosage on meds now.
Uh-oh, not another cartoon about mulch.
There’s not mulch I can do to stop them.
Uh-oh. It’s back for another week. Let’s hope this one doesn’t get out of hand like Mite Be Funny has. Without further ado …
As if a cartoon about dust mites isn’t bad enough, I have now been inspired (despired, perhaps?) to create a cartoon about mulch. This could be the one and only mulch-based cartoon, so savor it.