Mite Be Funny #284 – Just Joshin’
Tag: investigation
FBI Not AOK
Based on the recent Brett Kavanaugh FBI “investigation,” I think the dictionary definition of FBI needs to be amended just a bit. I have added some additional spellings in red to the dictionary definition below.
FBI
Examples Word Origin
- Federal Bureau of Investigation: the federal agency charged with investigations for the Attorney General and with safeguarding national security.
Alternate spellings: FSB and GRU
Outdated spelling: KGB
Flies On Washington Walls #96
New Trump, Same Bad Memory
I want to extend my congratulations to Donald Trump on the birth of his new grandson, whose arrival was of course tweeted out …
In related news, Trump’s lead lawyer in the Russia investigation, Ty Cobb, said that the newest Trump has no knowledge of anything Russian and would be unavailable to Robert Mueller for testimony regarding the Russia investigation for at least a year. Expected godfather “Uncle” Felix Sater was unavailable for comment.
Nyet
Breaking News …
In an effort to simplify the Russian investigation, Democrats now want to know if anyone in the Trump administration has NOT had contact with the Russians.
Republicans Endorse Independent Investigation
Congressional Republicans have overwhelmingly endorsed the appointment of an independent counsel and the initiation of a bipartisan congressional committee investigation into who gave Warren Beatty the wrong card for Best Picture.
Jim Flanigan Looks at the World 