Value Intelligence

Recent news reports tell me that Donald Trump gave away intelligence to the Russians. Based on what I have seen so far, I do not think he can afford to give away any intelligence. He needs all he has left in his addled mind.

Devin Intervention

Breaking News …

Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Devin Nunes, dismissed revelations that he briefed Donald Trump on new intelligence information regarding the Russian surveillance investigation before the information was even provided to his own intelligence committee. When confronted by our crack investigative team, Nunes clarified his position for us. “Look, this is no big deal. I play no favorites. When I get some new intelligence about Trump, I tell Trump. When I get some new intelligence about Putin, I tell Putin.”

Intelligence Not Required

Someone got their phone back! These are just 2 intelligence-related tweets from a Trump tweet-storm this morning …

 

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OK Donnie, you don’t have to repeat it over and over again. We get it. You don’t like intelligence. You don’t have to tweet it. We can tell just by looking at your Cabinet.