Thoughts on God

If we are all made in God’s image, does that mean God farts?

If God farts, do the farts smell?

If God’s farts smell, do they smell bad?

I have a hard time believing that the Bible is the definitive word of God when questions like those are not answered therein.

May The Farts Be With You

I’m seriously trying to lose a few pounds these days. I weigh myself every morning, and I like to see progress. I have several theories that have resulted in a strategy I have concocted for weight loss that involves farting, or lack therof.

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