H2OMG!

BREAKING NEWS …

Gina Haspel, nominee for the position of CIA Director, has threatened to waterboard any US Senator who does not vote in favor of her confirmation.

Sound Decision

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CIA Director Brennan Clears Trump Team

Former CIA Director John Brennan testified before a House Intelligence Committee that Russia recruits people “wittingly or unwittingly.” I think this completely clears Donald Trump and his team of bumbling idiots who could only be recruited half-wittingly.

Resume the Resume

BREAKING NEWS …

New Acting Director of the FBI Andrew McCabe will spend the day updating his resume.