Carly Fiorina is Sad

I would also be sad if I were Carly.

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Government Conspiracy Uncovered

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Martin O’Malley’s Debate Agenda

Dem debate 3

Final Republican Debate … Thank God!

CNN Debate with text

Martin O’Malley’s Powers of Invisibility

Martin O'Malley Invisible

Republican Debate?

APTOPIX GOP 2016 Debate

Chris Christie Preps for Debate

New Jersey Lt. Governor Kim Guadagno, standing, left, Gov. Chris Christie seated center, Dawn and Jon Koczon, right, laugh Wednesday, April 6, 2011, in Trenton, N.J., at 5-year-old fraternal twin,  Jesse Koczon as twin Brandon, left, looks on after Christie signed a proclamation making Jesse the state's honorary governor for the day and Brandon honorary lieutenant governor. Jesse was shown complaining on a YouTube clip that he can't be governor of New Jersey. On the video, Jesse's mother, Dawn Koczon, asked him why he was upset. Jesse replied, "Cause everyone tells me I'm too small to be the governor of New Jersey." Christie responded on Twitter: "Don't worry Jesse, people gave plenty of reasons why I couldn't be Governor, though being too small wasn't one of them."  (AP Photo/Mel Evans)   Original Filename: Odd Too Small To Be Governor.JPEG-075e4.jpg

Random Thoughts on the CNBC Republican Debate Candidates

Rather than debating who won or who lost the CNBC Republican debate, I am pleased to offer random thoughts on each candidate.

Chris Christie – Is there any doubt that Christie bets on daily fantasy sports? He was sure quick to deflect that topic.

Mike Huckabee – I was not sure if Huckabee is running for President or for Donald Trump’s VP slot.

Carly Fiorina – She may want to talk to the House Benghazi Committee before challenging Hillary Clinton to a debate.

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Chris Christie Finds Strength to Finish Republican Primary Debate

Chris Christie at Republican Primary Debate
Chris Christie at Republican Primary Debate

Jeb Bush Prepares for Trump Onslaught at Debate

Jeb Bush Crucified

Trump Demands More at Debate

The third Republican primary debate will be shorter this time, truncated to two hours due to demands from candidates Donald Trump and Ben Carson. Perhaps they believe that if the debate goes longer like the previous ones that they will eventually say something so stupid that it will deter voters, but that has not happened so far. I mean the voter determent, not the saying something stupid part which has been constant during this primary race. Continue reading “Trump Demands More at Debate”

Halloween Comes Early to Colorado

Zombie-like ghouls with dead eyes gathering in Colorado.
Zombie-like ghouls with dead eyes gathering in Colorado.

Minor Republican Debate Promises to be Stimulating

Once again, the upcoming Republican candidate debate will be preceded by a debate among the candidates that didn’t make the cut for the main debate. Rick Santorum, Bobby Jindal, George Pataki and Lindsey Graham will meet in the junior debate before the ten top candidates debate. In an effort to generate interest, any interest, in the undercard debate, the four candidates have agreed to change the format of the debate to a strip poker game during which they will casually debate the issues. This format was only approved under the condition that NJ Governor Chris Christie not be allowed to participate under any circumstances.

First Democratic Debate Rocks Polls

In the wake of the first debate between the Democratic primary candidates, the polls reflect some significant changes and a new contender. Not too much changed at the top as Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders still lead the polls. Clinton polls extremely well with those wearing pants suits, getting approval from over 95% of that demographic. Sanders earned high marks from the “no original teeth” demographic, especially in the Northern states. Those in that demographic polled did complain that the debate was on too late, it conflicted with Matlock reruns, and the mashed potatoes at dinner were too lumpy. Sanders did not do so well in the “no original teeth” demographic in the South where that demographic cuts across all age groups.

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Biden Camp Wary of Open Podium at Democratic Debate

While Joe Biden ponders whether or not to throw his hat into the Presidential race, his advisers are working behind the scenes to remove the open podium that is available for him at the first Democratic presidential debate. “In case of Biden break out podium number 6. Here it is folks,” says senior White House correspondent Jim Acosta on Twitter.

Open Podium for Joe Biden
Open Podium for Joe Biden

Biden’s camp is concerned that if Mr. Biden does not participate in the debate, then the viewing public may find the open podium more dynamic, interesting and appealing than the actual candidate himself.

Trump Miffed By Democratic Debate Snub

Donald Trump is making headlines again as he is reportedly upset about being left out of the first Democratic presidential debate. Trump blasted the Democrat’s decision to exclude him saying, “I was a registered Democrat for years and am a front-runner for President. I belong on that stage to take on Hillary, the old guy and the rest of the losers. Nobody can beat me this election. Nobody can beat me except me. I want the opportunity to beat myself.” I think most of America does.

Democrats Establish Ground Rules for First Presidential Debate

In an attempt to avoid the circus-like atmosphere at the Republican debates, the Democrats have established some ground rules for the first upcoming CNN debate between the Democratic candidates. Of the five Democratic candidates that have been invited to the debate, only two will be allowed to speak, poll leaders Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders. A spokesperson for the Democratic National Committee explained, “We want the leading candidates to be able to freely exchange ideas. We want the other candidates that are wasting their time and money not to waste ours and just butt out. But you know us liberals, we want to appear fair to everyone.” Continue reading “Democrats Establish Ground Rules for First Presidential Debate”