Tag: cat

Cat Voting is not a Feliney

~ Jim Flanigan

I see that my oldest daughter’s cat has voted …

Cat voted

I don’t know about you, but ever since the 34th Amendment to the Constitution was ratified allowing cats to vote, I’ve had a problem with it.

I think it is a categorically cataclysmic catastrophe that really gives me paws to reflect. Sorry about the catatonic-inducing, catty catchphrases and caterwauling. It was not even that cathartic, although definitely catachrestic.

 

Catastrophe Averted

~ Jim Flanigan

My daughter is vacationing in Los Angeles, so we are catsitting for her. She demanded proof that he was still alive. I guess I am grateful that my wife texted her this pic before I could respond …

Gulliver Hat

I was planning on cutting off one of the cat’s ears and sending it to my daughter as proof. That’s how they do it in the movies!

And yes, that is a beret the cat is wearing.