Hey Senator Josh Hawley, why the long face?
Oh, right, your normal face is unusually long. But you also look a bit sad. Ah, I see, you’ve been forced to resort to sending out this email about your new book.
Actually, Hawley’s book is not selling well, so he’s taken to sending out sad email pleas like that.
And that reminds me, I will be digitally signing EVERY copy of my new ebook, BEYOND: Tales of the Afterlife. You must’ve missed my last blog post, so I am reposting it. I hear they’re selling out fast so hurry and claim yours NOW!