Conservation 101

I’m concerned that I’m not doing enough to protect the natural resources on our planet. Sure, I try and do what I can. I don’t eat meat since beef ranching wastes natural resources. I have read that producing 1 kg of beef requires 5,000 to 20,000 liters of water. Because of the metric references, I have no idea what that actually means. I try not to drink water from plastic bottles. I always pour the water from the plastic bottle into a glass before I drink it. I try and eat a lot of cheese so I don’t poop as frequently. You can see I’m trying to do my part, but is it enough?

I decided to take it to the next level. Did you know that washing dishes by hand can use up to 9 times more water than using a dishwasher? But even dishwashers can waste water. So I fired Manuel, our dishwasher for the past 6 years. Then I decided to explore a revolutionary new way to conserve natural resources while eating meals. It all starts with this …

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Yep, I started my meal with a yogurt with some fresh fruit mixed in. I chose blueberries because I couldn’t fit an apple into the yogurt cup. Then the magic started.

I used the empty yogurt container to thaw some frozen shrimp.

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Once the shrimp defrosted, I used the same yogurt container for the shrimp with some added vegetables, pasta and an unidentified red sauce. At least I think it was a sauce.

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So far, no dishes used. But what about dessert? Did you know that apple pie tastes great when eaten out of a used yogurt container?

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Yum. Just make sure to rinse between courses. But what about the spoon? Same one! And I even used that same spoon to cook my evening heroin nightcap.

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Mmmm, just like my dealer used to make, except now the Planet Earth is one baby step closer to being saved. You’re welcome.

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